Howdy, folks. It's me, the REAL Colonel Sanders. Lately there's been an imposter Colonel out there pretending to be me. He's done a real fine job at it, but come on-there's only one me, and that's me. So here I am, the REAL Colonel Sanders, back in the saddle to tell you all about my delicious, hand-prepared $20 Family Fill Up Meal.
Now don't get me wrong, I take it as a compliment when those famous Hollywood actors dress up and pretend to be me, Colonel Sanders. But I'm the only me, so I've come back to dress up and pretend to be me, which isn't really pretending since I'm me for real.
Things have changed since I was a young man. For starters, electricity exists and aliens from space walk among us. But one thing will never change: people appreciate a great-tasting, home-cooked meal at a great-tasting price. In other words, my $5 Fill Ups.
You're too busy to cook dinner for your family EVERY night. You're also too busy to read about how busy you are. So watch this instead. It's faster.